WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOGVery nice
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at my future wedding and funeral service
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when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym
You live up to your url…
HE JSUT FUCKING CLOSES IT AT THE END OH MY FUKCNGIGTNT
AHAHAHAHAHA
I FOUND IT OH MY GOD I SPENT AN HOUR SCROLLING TO THE BEGGINING OF MY BLOG TO FIND THIS
if you dont reblog this, you may as well just delete your blog now.
Omg this is hilarious.
THIS IS PERFECT AKAhjbfkjahbkjhASOFIHOJAHOJHOLKAHJBKFHBLKHJ
he belongs to the floor now
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Can we just take a minute to slow clap for tumblr’s staff because they put this on the front page of tumblr:
They get us.
George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways.
This belongs on my blog
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98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
